Why subscribe?

Because your group chat is tired of hearing about your situationship, and honestly… so am I. But I’ll still write about mine (in detail).

Subscribe for weekly (or bi-weekly… this is all about inconsistent consistency) doses of hot takes, existential spirals, dating disasters, and the occasional deep thought that makes you go, “ouch, but true.” Think of this as the most relatable overshare — part journal, part group therapy, part comedy show.

It’s unfiltered, occasionally unhinged, and always honest.